Alaska Newspaper Endorses Obama

Alaska’s largest newspaper has decided to endorse Barack Obama. This is a major slap in the face to the McCain camp in the final days of the...

Alaska Newspaper Endorses Obama

Frighteningly Bad Halloween Costomes

With Halloween just a few weeks away it’s time to review this some of this year’s worst Halloween costumes. Each year party goers...

Frighteningly Bad Halloween Costomes

Boiled Nuts?!?!

A Florida man was awoken last Wednesday night when his wife threw a pot of boiling water onto his nuts. His wife told deputies that she had been drinking and that...

Boiled Nuts?!?!

Survival of the Fattest

Darwin be damned, the world’s most unfit man is getting married. Is natural selection dead? Modern technology has allowed us to perpetuate the existence...

Survival of the Fattest

Sarah Palin is a Somali Pirate

Sarah Palin has hijacked this election and like the Somali pirates, she has no fucking idea what she is doing. Pragmatically speaking, she is running...

Sarah Palin is a Somali Pirate
Boiled Nuts?!?!

Boiled Nuts?!?!

A Florida man was awoken last Wednesday night when his wife threw a pot of boiling water onto his nuts. His wife told deputies that she had been drinking and that she suspected her husband of cheating on her.

Survival of the Fattest

Survival of the Fattest

Darwin be damned, the world’s most unfit man is getting married.

Is natural selection dead? Modern technology has allowed us to perpetuate the existence of the physically weak and mentally incompetent.

Alaska Newspaper Endorses Obama

Alaska Newspaper Endorses Obama

Alaska’s largest newspaper has decided to endorse Barack Obama. This is a major slap in the face to the McCain camp in the final days of the election.

Sarah Palin is a Somali Pirate

Sarah Palin is a Somali Pirate

Sarah Palin has hijacked this election and like the Somali pirates, she has no fucking idea what she is doing. Pragmatically speaking, she is running for vice president but she does know how important the position actually is.

Frighteningly Bad Halloween Costomes

Frighteningly Bad Halloween Costomes

With Halloween just a few weeks away it’s time to review this some of this year’s worst Halloween costumes. Each year party goers across the country struggle to come up with creative or original costume ideas. The following costumes should be avoided at all costs.

Mystique and Aura Say Farewell to Tradition

Mystique and Aura Say Farewell to Tradition

New York bids farewell to Yankee Stadium. is newer really better? The new construction will cost nearly two billion dollars. That is a lot of money for a hunk of steel and concrete. Additional leg room cannot replace a decades worth of tradition.

Football Without Feet

Football Without Feet

Why do we call football soccer? With this weekends NFL game in Europe, we weigh in on changing the name of soccer back to “football.”

No Quieres Chihuahua

No Quieres Chihuahua

Beverly Hills Chihuahua was number one at the box office for the second week in a row. There is no excuse for garbage like this to be leading the box office. Ay dios mio America, I am ashamed of you.

Football Without Feet

Football Without Feet

Why do we call football soccer? With this weekends NFL game in Europe, we weigh in on changing the name of soccer back to “football.”

Mountain Marathon on Cock in Mouth Road???

Did she say cock in mouth road?? Sure sounds like it . . .

McCain Backer Exposed as a Lying Whore

A McCain volunteer admitted to lying about an attack that occurred at an ATM Wednesday night.

Cop Kills Innocent Dog

An Oklahoma Cop shot and killed an innocent puppy while on private property, and he was smart enough to get himself caught on camera too.